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But I admire him, he would love to hear this from me, don't you believe?

we have Estonian University of Life Sciences in Tartu
http://www.emu.ee/en/general-information/
and there happend funny story:
in their test garden in Rõhu was several grapes to grow.they hoped to make of them wine...but..as grapes got good balance with sugar and the other staff...then foxes ate all grapes of 400 grape tree (in this year there was not dogs for security)
but as they mentioned...foxes got of that stomach ache and however, took gormandize laxative, so that foxes poo started aside the plants and led to the forest.
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who would say to foxes: do not be greedy??

long time not catched new palindrome,now it happend
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I thought this was quite funny too:

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good, that you catched that

This is just too funny!! I saw this on a website where people say and buy homes. This house is in THE most expensive area right to the west of Helsinki, by the sea....

Nice, but I would like to have more music, and a bit louder!!!
Especially on the beach... and full moon!

ergee wrote:Nice, but I would like to have more music, and a bit louder!!!
Especially on the beach... and full moon!

Would you buy that house after seeing this video????

caysa wrote:

ergee wrote:Nice, but I would like to have more music, and a bit louder!!!
Especially on the beach... and full moon!

Would you buy that house after seeing this video????

Maybe, I must find out where I can put all my furniture...it is a bit
small....No, I don't think I'll buy it..
It has some rooms, but small rooms!
And a tiny kitchen....with a tiny fridge And I saw no inside pool...and no party cellar, and no wine-cellar. And where is the music-salon or hall
and is there a library, perhaps my friends would like to read on a rainy day..
And are there enough guestrooms to offer to all my LLL-friends when they arrive for a long (6 weeks) holiday?? And is there a real large diner? And have the guestrooms all an own on suite bathroom with at least a bubblebath and a sunbed?
And I saw no benches for all the guests dogs and cats. and where to have the horses?? and the cars?? Where are the smaller rooms for the servants?

The other failings I won't recount..it's too much.

I must admit that I'm just a bit disappointed....

Caysa, did you sell your house?

ergee wrote:

caysa wrote:

ergee wrote:Nice, but I would like to have more music, and a bit louder!!!
Especially on the beach... and full moon!

Would you buy that house after seeing this video????

Maybe, I must find out where I can put all my furniture...it is a bit
small....No, I don't think I'll buy it..
It has some rooms, but small rooms!
And a tiny kitchen....with a tiny fridge And I saw no inside pool...and no party cellar, and no wine-cellar. And where is the music-salon or hall
and is there a library, perhaps my friends would like to read on a rainy day..
And are there enough guestrooms to offer to all my LLL-friends when they arrive for a long (6 weeks) holiday?? And is there a real large diner? And have the guestrooms all an own on suite bathroom with at least a bubblebath and a sunbed?
And I saw no benches for all the guests dogs and cats. and where to have the horses?? and the cars?? Where are the smaller rooms for the servants?

The other failings I won't recount..it's too much.

I must admit that I'm just a bit disappointed....

And where there is a huge big balcony?

Ophiophagus wrote:

ergee wrote:

caysa wrote:

ergee wrote:Nice, but I would like to have more music, and a bit louder!!!
Especially on the beach... and full moon!

Would you buy that house after seeing this video????

Maybe, I must find out where I can put all my furniture...it is a bit
small....No, I don't think I'll buy it..
It has some rooms, but small rooms!
And a tiny kitchen....with a tiny fridge And I saw no inside pool...and no party cellar, and no wine-cellar. And where is the music-salon or hall
and is there a library, perhaps my friends would like to read on a rainy day..
And are there enough guestrooms to offer to all my LLL-friends when they arrive for a long (6 weeks) holiday?? And is there a real large diner? And have the guestrooms all an own on suite bathroom with at least a bubblebath and a sunbed?
And I saw no benches for all the guests dogs and cats. and where to have the horses?? and the cars?? Where are the smaller rooms for the servants?

The other failings I won't recount..it's too much.

I must admit that I'm just a bit disappointed....

And where there is a huge big balcony?

Ophy you are totally right! As I said: there are too many things missing!
I really am not too demanding..but a minimum of comfort you may expect!
Do you agree with me??

ergee wrote:
Ophy you are totally right! As I said: there are too many things missing!
I really am not too demanding..but a minimum of comfort you may expect!
Do you agree with me??

What is not missing: the maintenance accounts!

Ophiophagus wrote:

ergee wrote:
Ophy you are totally right! As I said: there are too many things missing!
I really am not too demanding..but a minimum of comfort you may expect!
Do you agree with me??

What is not missing: the maintenance accounts!

you're right!!!

One funny thing I often experience when being in Eastern Germany:
Logically my car has an Austrian licence number - with an A that stands for Austria. But as Austria is called "Österreich" in German some people have absolutely no idea where I´m from...
It is so funny to see them stop and stare on the license number (you can almost feel them thinking about countries starting with A - Afghanistan... Antartica... Azerbaijan... Asia... ) then they look at me and you can feel them think (but he doen´t quite look like Muslim... odd... where might he be from??? ) and then they quickly continue (probably they think: better be quick before the bomb explodes )

Ricky wrote:One funny thing I often experience when being in Eastern Germany:
Logically my car has an Austrian licence number - with an A that stands for Austria. But as Austria is called "Österreich" in German some people have absolutely no idea where I´m from...
It is so funny to see them stop and stare on the license number (you can almost feel them thinking about countries starting with A - Afghanistan... Antartica... Azerbaijan... Asia... ) then they look at me and you can feel them think (but he doen´t quite look like Muslim... odd... where might he be from??? ) and then they quickly continue (probably they think: better be quick before the bomb explodes )

I had an acquaintance -he died already unfortunately:roll: - he was in Canada a lorry driver. When he moved home his registration number was with CD mark. Onto the closed areas it was let in, it was believed of him this is diplomatic registration number!

Ricky, don't you have the EU licence plates??

Actually we do have - like this one


But if people would have noticed that they wouldn´t have behaved that way... (Or maybe they did notice but didn´t know which EU country starts with A)

Yeah - EU countries like Afghanistan and Antartica and Azerbaijan and Asia...

I like to look at licence plates - you see so much funny - and also you learn where they come from. These days I seldom have to look it up anymore. Last time I had to look was when I saw a truck with the letters BY..... Couldnt fit that in anywhere - turned out to be Belarus (Byelorussia).

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("Wildschweine" means "wild boars" )

Ricky wrote:

("Wildschweine" means "wild boars" )

Someone needs to be told what they look like

caysa wrote:

Ricky wrote:

("Wildschweine" means "wild boars" )

Someone needs to be told what they look like

or 2in1 drive? (campaign)

I just don’t understand my wife. She’s always nagging me to keep things around the house fixed up.

I replaced the broken door latch on her car.




I installed new faucets in the kitchen sink.




I fixed the sagging kitchen cabinets.




I replaced the rotten steps by the front door.




She wanted a Porta-Potty" for when we went camping.




She wanted more privacy in the bathroom.




I fixed everything she wanted, and she still isn’t happy!

who fixed them all

You have to see this

Go to Google Maps. Click "Get Directions", choose USA as starting point and China as destination. Scroll down and check direction nr 27 and nr 42.........................

nr 28 is VERY helpful too


I wonder how they got the idea to cross the Pacific Ozean with a KAYAK???

I have no idea..... but it is funny

Nr 28..... seems like they take for granted that you have all sorts of navigation systems in that kayak - maybe solar panels to power your TomTom????

NL Google maps tells you to pass the Ocean by Jetski!..782 km.
After landing you go straight on and somewhat later you can take
the ferry....and so on... This is the route from China to America.

Indeed, from America to China you better take a kayak, that is their
advice! Maybe cheaper?? Or wind behind you?