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And from China to Taiwan swimming is recommanded
Step nr 55
Step nr 55
Ricky- Posts : 9253
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Are there hungry sharks??
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I wouldn´t want to swim such a distance even without sharks...
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not even with a kajak or Jetski I would like to be there...
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BEAR REMOVER... (a slightly "adult joke", reader discretion adviced)
A man in Alaska wakes up one morning to find a bear on his roof.
He looks in the yellow pages and sure enough, there's an ad for 'Bear
Removers.'
He calls the number and the bear remover says he'll be over in 30 minutes.
The bear remover arrives and gets out of his van. He's got a ladder, a
baseball bat, a shotgun and a mean old pit bull.
'What are you going to do,' the homeowner asks?
'I'm going to put this ladder up against the roof, then I'm going to go up
there and knock the bear off the roof with this baseball bat. When the bear
falls off, the pit bull is trained to grab his testicles and not let go. The
bear will then be subdued enough for me to put him in the cage in the back
of the van.'
He hands the shotgun to the homeowner.
'What's the shotgun for?' asks the homeowner.
'If the bear knocks me off the roof, shoot the dog!!!'
He looks in the yellow pages and sure enough, there's an ad for 'Bear
Removers.'
He calls the number and the bear remover says he'll be over in 30 minutes.
The bear remover arrives and gets out of his van. He's got a ladder, a
baseball bat, a shotgun and a mean old pit bull.
'What are you going to do,' the homeowner asks?
'I'm going to put this ladder up against the roof, then I'm going to go up
there and knock the bear off the roof with this baseball bat. When the bear
falls off, the pit bull is trained to grab his testicles and not let go. The
bear will then be subdued enough for me to put him in the cage in the back
of the van.'
He hands the shotgun to the homeowner.
'What's the shotgun for?' asks the homeowner.
'If the bear knocks me off the roof, shoot the dog!!!'
caysa- Posts : 13628
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What the bear-remover did not know:
Untill then the home owner NEVER held a gun in his hands....
Untill then the home owner NEVER held a gun in his hands....
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I wonder why many people turned around istead of continuing to see if there was a proper way to go through this "snow labyrinth"... Or they could just have gone through the snow...
Ricky- Posts : 9253
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Hehehehe, I like this!! People are so funny - they don't think rationally when they are used to walk on cleaned paths. Shows how the human mind can be totally shut off
I saw something similar yesterday... we had to go to Turku and it was snowing and snowing and snowing. Every possible snow cleaning vehicle was out there. We stopped to fill up diesel at a combined gas station /Mc Donalds. I sat in the car and watched how people wanted to use the drive in system . It had not yet been cleared from snow, only the front parking lot was done. One customer parked his car by the front door but still wanted to use the drive in - he walked in the deeps snow around ccorner to the drive-in hatch instead of just going inside through the front door. I think he had his mind so set on using drive-in that he didn't see how crazy that was!
I saw something similar yesterday... we had to go to Turku and it was snowing and snowing and snowing. Every possible snow cleaning vehicle was out there. We stopped to fill up diesel at a combined gas station /Mc Donalds. I sat in the car and watched how people wanted to use the drive in system . It had not yet been cleared from snow, only the front parking lot was done. One customer parked his car by the front door but still wanted to use the drive in - he walked in the deeps snow around ccorner to the drive-in hatch instead of just going inside through the front door. I think he had his mind so set on using drive-in that he didn't see how crazy that was!
caysa- Posts : 13628
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It is too bad that the wildlife do not have human webcams so that they can enjoy watching us as much as we enjoy watching them!
Bisky- Posts : 4036
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but they looking us...this is sure...remember the boar cam 2,how boars watched the edge of forest,or how curious was deers-they often looked to house side
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haaaaaa,how clever pic
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Cool pictures, ergee!!
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Bisky wrote:It appears that I did not do a very good job of hiding Cooper's Christmas present. I thought it would be safe under our bed.
Yeah - under the bed
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It was in a paper bag -- and he hardly ever goes into our room. After 15 years, I keep forgetting all the puppy antics to expect.
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well done,cooper! you not lost your instincts and thanks for new cooper pic, he is so cute
AllyKass- Posts : 11603
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interesting,who fed polle???ergee wrote:
Two of them!
AllyKass- Posts : 11603
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pssst - Polle has a very good friend.....
caysa- Posts : 13628
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I just found this
http://www.myvideo.at/watch/2884634/The_Italian_Man_Who_went_to_Malta
But for an Italien his English is quite good anyway - according to my experience most of them only seem to know 1 word: NO (as a response to "Do you know English?")
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so many "similar" words
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