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and i cached
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who can get 33333?
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who can get 33333?
AllyKass- Posts : 11603
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it is skillful
and ibex mom not needed to say...wash your ...hands
and ibex mom not needed to say...wash your ...hands
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That was too funny!!!!
caysa- Posts : 13628
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Go out and enjoy nature..... from ergee !
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wild,wild animals...
its interesting,that there was cams to shoot them
and most i like the lions gang pic
its interesting,that there was cams to shoot them
and most i like the lions gang pic
AllyKass- Posts : 11603
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Ricky's favorite pictures are also my favorites, too!
Thank you, Ergee, for the many laughs today.
Thank you, Ergee, for the many laughs today.
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AllyKass- Posts : 11603
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This really happend to us many, many years ago in a Danish Safari Park.
We had a load on the roof too but took it away outside.
The car we had at that time was a Wartburg, that no one had even seen in Denmark, so even the monkeys did not know it. Still they took off windscreen wipers and some rubber insulation.
Our friends in a Fiat drove in front of us and OMG did we laugh when they lost everything possible and impossible from their car
We were warned in advance but we wanted to see if it was true ...
It was!!!!!
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I do not dare to go already at the shop farther!
Ophiophagus- Posts : 5010
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Yes, be careful, a big dog might chase you up a lamp pole
... and bite you in the butt!!!
But be careful at home too, remember you have A KILLER in the house
... and bite you in the butt!!!
But be careful at home too, remember you have A KILLER in the house
caysa- Posts : 13628
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caysa wrote:Yes, be careful, a big dog might chase you up a lamp pole
... and bite you in the butt!!!
But be careful at home too, remember you have A KILLER in the house
Ophiophagus- Posts : 5010
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ophy,maybe animal security guard can help you?
AllyKass- Posts : 11603
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What your computer does while you are asleep. (Click on PLAY, and then don't touch your mouse--just watch. )
http://fc01.deviantart.com/fs13/f/2007/077/2/e/Animator_vs__Animation_by_alanbecker.swf
http://fc01.deviantart.com/fs13/f/2007/077/2/e/Animator_vs__Animation_by_alanbecker.swf
Bisky- Posts : 4036
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i'm happy,that i have not any animation programm in comp
but most i'm liked hands shaking moment in this video
but most i'm liked hands shaking moment in this video
AllyKass- Posts : 11603
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This is too funny!! Very clever!!!
caysa- Posts : 13628
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Did call him "Victim"? He is a Chuck Norris!!!
Ophiophagus- Posts : 5010
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Until Ophi mentioned Chuck Norris and I looked for this name in internet
I did not know about him, really nothing....What a terrible lack, because:
Knowledge is power!
One of the first things I have learned this evening also is very important:
Chuck has already been to Mars: that's why there are no signs of
life there!
Knowing that now, I will never again try to visit Mars, because there is not a living soul in sight! So: nobody to talk with about the others.. no gossip!
And not going saves me lots and lots of money and also of time as
I can stop the preparations that would have cost so much time!
Thanks to Ophi and LLL now I can breath totally relieved....and will prove that by going to bed and sleep...good night to everybody
ergee- Posts : 6146
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even google meeting with chuck norris may change your life......as ergee just proved
AllyKass- Posts : 11603
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ergee wrote:
Until Ophi mentioned Chuck Norris and I looked for this name in internet
I did not know about him, really nothing....
Pssst! If Chuck hears this ........
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