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yeah,the other heart pic are these yours cats??

did they have ants or fleas?

But they look cute!

A heartwarming story. (Never underestimate an angry woman!)

CURTAIN RODS

On the first day, she sadly packed her belongings into boxes, crates and suitcases.

On the second day, she had the movers come and collect her things.

On the third day, she sat down for the last time at their beautiful dining-room table, by candle-light; she put on some soft background music, and feasted on a pound of shrimp, a jar of caviar,and a bottle of spring-water.

When she'd finished, she went into each and every room and deposited a few half-eaten shrimps dipped in caviar into the hollow center of the curtain rods.

She then cleaned up the kitchen and left.

On the fourth day, the husband came back with his new girlfriend, and at first all was bliss.

Then, slowly, the house began to smell. They tried everything; cleaning, mopping, and airing-out the place.

Vents were checked for dead rodents, and carpets were steam cleaned.

Air fresheners were hung everywhere. Exterminators were brought in to set off gas canisters, during which time the two had to move out for a few days, and in the end they even paid to replace the expensive wool carpeting. Nothing worked!

People stopped coming over to visit.

Repairmen refused to work in the house.

The maid quit.

Finally, they couldn't take the stench any longer, and decided they had to move, but a month later - even though they'd cut
their price in half - they couldn't find a buyer for such a stinky house.

Word got out, and eventually even the local Realtors refused to return their calls.

Finally, unable to wait any longer for a purchaser, they had to borrow a huge sum of money from the bank to purchase a new place.

Then the ex-wife called the man and asked how things were going. He told her the story of the rotting house. She listened politely and said that she missed her old home terribly and would be willing to reduce her divorce settlement in exchange for having the house.

Knowing she could have no idea how bad the smell really was, he agreed on a price that was only 1/10 th of what the house had been worth ... but only if she would sign the papers that very day.

She agreed, and within two hours his lawyers delivered the completed paperwork.

A week later the man and his girlfriend stood smiling as they watched the moving company pack everything to take to their new home ....

and to spite the ex-wife, they even took the curtain rods!





I LOVE A HAPPY ENDING, DON'T YOU?

Very clever woman!!!

yes, women who fighted of her rights in very clever way

A smart owl -- and the music is the perfect song choice:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O0fIBrsyu0A

AllyKass wrote:http://www.flickr.com/photos/23416307@N04/2539275892

This is very nice - I love the cat postures !!!

birds are so clever

Bisky wrote:A smart owl -- and the music is the perfect song choice:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O0fIBrsyu0A

Now that is something!!!!! Indeed a very smart owl

That really was funny! Clever owl! Thanks for showing that..and like Robin said:
birds are so clever:
some still come to get easy food on my balcony and even into the room..


magpie: say "cheese" ...


blackbird




blackbird


magpie



always observing and careful..



sparrow with really long toes....



and sometimes a big mouth


and eating close by



like this magpie



or totally at ease like this great tit!
Not so many birds in summer but some of them still come here.

Do they enter the room or not???? And again and how far?









even together and without quarreling!



and this blackbird mom was shopping for the kids!





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awww...so lovely bird pics

Nice ergee!!!! Very nice!!! Just be careful with the magpie - when it comes into your room it will steal something, for sure !! Hide your antiques

Don't be afraid, all my crystal, platinum and golden statues are much
to heavy to transport by air....

i enjoyed the bathing owl, clever bird
and ergee using her skills to be friend of so many different birds-great

I remember when we had the "domesticated" magpie.... Oh man how much it stole!! It was so cheeky!! You could sit in peace at the breakfast table holding your sandwich and the next thing you know is that you don't have it anymore It just flew by and snapped it up. Then it sat somewhere high up and ate YOUR sandwich

It is now many years since we had it and only a few months ago I found a half eaten very dry sandwich inserted into a book in the book case - and also I have found dog food inside an old wine bottle that has stood on top of the same book case.

ha ha ha, yes,animals have "own cellars"
(yesterday zooworkers looked out all darlas cellars,to find old meat )

nice job, only a bit smelly

zooworkers job ARE smelly-they need to clean animals toilets,too........have you seen how many things are in elephants toilets???

Ummmm, no..... I have only once seen an elephant in a zoo - we don't have them in our zoos because the would need so much space.
But... I can imagine

Good morning, weekend almost starts! I'm a blackbird in a new
flower-setting!

Wow, ergee - you have found new skills
I bet the blackbird likes its new surruondings

10.4.2010 I bought my Panasonic, and now already , on 6.8.2011,
so only 483 days later, I found out it has still another program....
Until now I only saw part 1... Wow! Better late than never, or what?????



If I could chose the right distance next time, it might be possible to catch a flying bird better than on this pic...
You always can learn ......

congrats to learn new program

It is hard to get the right focus sometimes, especially when there is something in the background. Now we can see your neighbors balcony very clearly

What program did you find?? Maybe I have something similar in my Olympus????

caysa wrote:It is hard to get the right focus sometimes, especially when there is something in the background. Now we can see your neighbors balcony very clearly

What program did you find?? Maybe I have something similar in my Olympus????

Sorry..I do not know what Olympus can do...Panas. has a menu you can choose and it can help
you make naturepics..portrait aso.



Ricky might be a better help, he will have the English text ...

Aha, I get the idea!!!
But if I understand correctly you will need to know in advance what sort of picture you are going to take.
I always get in situations where the automatic system should work - and fast Nature so often needs instant reactions and there is not much time to do any settings....

caysa wrote:Aha, I get the idea!!!
But if I understand correctly you will need to know in advance what sort of picture you are going to take.
I always get in situations where the automatic system should work - and fast Nature so often needs instant reactions and there is not much time to do any settings....

Yes, I agree! But with the balcony-birds I know what I try to make a pic of..
An when I'm waiting for the doe I can choose what I want to do..But sudden
things you have to do at once...
I'll show the last pics I made without any comment...made with the extra speed
burst....just a moment...

Now I really have to end...in my dreams I'll see Hitchcock's birds!!
As you can see I did not edit the pics...all unnecessary things are still there...