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caysa wrote:
This is what forgetful looks like
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Really funny pics thanks for showing them

But how he paid his account?

Ophiophagus wrote:But how he paid his account?

Oh that easy to explain...

His wife went to pay and he just drove off - without his wife BUT with "half" of the petrol station

In firefox this smilie is moving MUCH more quicky than in IE.
It seems as if the smilie would be going crazy soon

Really?? this is crazy - I think Rickys puter is going to BLOW UP soon

caysa wrote:Really?? this is crazy - I think Rickys puter is going to BLOW UP soon

i had the same idea

I hope not...

I just counted:
In IE the smilie bounces 90 times per minute.
In firefox it bounces 180 time per minute.

All the other smilies or not different in firefox...

Well, the Firefox faster, than the Explorer. (But with so much? )

Ricky wrote: I hope not...

I just counted:
In IE the smilie bounces 90 times per minute.
In firefox it bounces 180 time per minute.
All the other smilies or not different in firefox...

are you very bored there?

No, actually I´m quite busy.
But I wanted to know
btw I counted 10 seconds and got 15/30 as a result. And that makes 90/180 per minute.

Ricky wrote: No, actually I´m quite busy.
But I wanted to know
btw I counted 10 seconds and got 15/30 as a result. And that makes 90/180 per minute.

ouuu.. smart guy

Laaly wrote:

Ricky wrote: No, actually I´m quite busy.
But I wanted to know
btw I counted 10 seconds and got 15/30 as a result. And that makes 90/180 per minute.

ouuu.. smart guy

I was not smart this much. I needed him in all years once to accomplish physical measuring one. It was necessary to run 3200 metres there, 8 circles. I suggested it, that I run a circle, and its time is multiplied by eight. But this was not allowed!

if common sense does not, then take your feet...

My grandmother used to say like this:
For a stupid head the whole body will suffer
My granny was so clever

Ophiophagus wrote:

Laaly wrote:

Ricky wrote: No, actually I´m quite busy.
But I wanted to know
btw I counted 10 seconds and got 15/30 as a result. And that makes 90/180 per minute.

ouuu.. smart guy

I was not smart this much. I needed him in all years once to accomplish physical measuring one. It was necessary to run 3200 metres there, 8 circles. I suggested it, that I run a circle, and its time is multiplied by eight. But this was not allowed!

palindrome,palindrome!

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WOW, you caught it

AllyKass wrote:palindrome,palindrome!

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This not reflection, so this may not be palindrome!

Ophiophagus wrote:

AllyKass wrote:palindrome,palindrome!

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This not reflection, so this may not be palindrome!

ophy, do not worry, this is a palindromic number,Dr.Math knows:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Palindromic_number
http://mathforum.org/library/drmath/view/57170.html

AllyKass wrote:

Ophiophagus wrote:

AllyKass wrote:palindrome,palindrome!

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This not reflection, so this may not be palindrome!

ophy, do not worry, this is a palindromic number,Dr.Math knows:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Palindromic_number
http://mathforum.org/library/drmath/view/57170.html

I believe it, if the prof. Ally says it too!

prof.Ally I have not yet been met , whether a simple ally not enough?

yee!

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WOW

Bill Gates Goes to Heaven


Bill Gates dies in a car accident. He finds himself in purgatory, being sized up by St. Peter.
"Well, Bill, I'm really confused on this call; I'm not sure whether to send you to Heaven or Hell. After all, you enormously helped society by putting a computer in almost every home in America, yet you also created that ghastly Windows '95. I'm going to do something I've never done before in your case; I'm going to let you decide where you want to go."
Bill replied, "well, what's the difference between the two?"
St. Peter said, "I'm willing to let you visit both places briefly, if it will help your decision."
"Fine, but where should I go first?"
"I'll leave that up to you."
"Okay then," said Bill, "Let's try Hell first."
So Bill went to Hell. It was a beautiful, clean, sandy beach with clear waters and lots of bikini-clad women running around, playing in the water, laughing and frolicking about. The sun was shining; the temperature perfect. He was very pleased.
"This is great!" he told St. Peter. "If this is hell, I really want to see heaven!"
"Fine," said St. Peter, and off they went.
Heaven was a place high in the clouds, with angels drifting about, playing harps and singing. It was nice, but not as enticing as Hell.
Bill thought for a quick minute, and rendered his decision.
"Hmmm. I think I'd prefer Hell," he told St. Peter.
"Fine," retorted St. Peter, "as you desire."
So Bill Gates went to Hell.
Two weeks later, St. Peter decided to check on the late billionaire to see how he was doing in Hell. When he got there, he found Bill, shackled to a wall, screaming amongst hot flames in dark caves, being burned and tortured by demons.
"How's everything going?" he asked Bill.
Bill responded, with his voice filled with anguish and disappointment, "this is awful! This is nothing like the Hell I visited two weeks ago! I can't believe this is happening! What happened to that other place, with the beautiful beaches, the scantily-clad women playing in the water?!???
"That was a demo," replied St. Peter.

demo

And I did NOT know this one before...

This one has been circulating in IT-circles