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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, so if we come to your neighborhood we can see you???
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Ally! You can slip on a snowboard???
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....and in england....ofcourceOphiophagus wrote:Ally! You can slip on a snowboard???
(watch yesterdays TheSun)
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Are you you in England now? When did you travel? :scratch: And how you got to newspaper's front page?AllyKass wrote:....and in england....ofcourceOphiophagus wrote:Ally! You can slip on a snowboard???
(watch yesterdays TheSun)
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in thoughtsOphiophagus wrote:Are you you in England now? When did you travel? :scratch: And how you got to newspaper's front page?AllyKass wrote:....and in england....ofcourceOphiophagus wrote:Ally! You can slip on a snowboard???
(watch yesterdays TheSun)
(when
I went to Norway and bus draw near the mountains , looking out the window
and seeing snow in the upper end of June I thought that the snow there,
I want to be in this snow, then I went with one girl the top of
the hill, I was jumped barefoot to snow , the other girl
looked
at me and looked at me and then said, eh,this is Foot massage is, after all,
I do it after all our clients (that she had a foot sole massage),
and then she had to jump barefoot in the snow too)
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Scaredy-cat tigers |
The Chongqing Wild Animal Park has five rare adult white tigers which were originally trained to perform tricks for visitors, reports the Chongqing Morning Post.
Keepers have been trying to encourage them to follow their natural instincts by throwing them live chickens - but without success.
Feeder Shi Ruqiang said: They're supposed to be wild and scary, but due to their soft lifestyles and human care they have gradually lost their wild nature.
"I have been trying to interest them with live chickens but it was quite a funny scene. The tigers were so scared that they wouldn't go near them.
"One chicken passed out and the tigers did eventually approach it - but then it woke up again and squawked and they ran for their lives!"
Shi says the keepers are now forcing the tigers to stay outside their cages for at least 12 hours a day to toughen them up.
And they are planning to introduce a wild tiger to show the domesticated big cats the ropes.
"If all else fails, we will simply cut down their rations until they are so hungry that they are forced to hunt for themselves," he added.
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if these white tigers can train for tricks for visitors...this mean,that they are very intelligent and did intelligent eat running food?? nope!!!
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caysa wrote:Our users have posted a total of 11911 messages
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WOHOOOOO
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one family are on Christmas holiday, if a thief breaks in their flat.
acted in a while there, he hears that someone says, "I and the KGB watching you!" thief frighten, watch around, someone is not seen, and he acting more. he soon heard again: "I and the KGB watching you!" now saw a thief, that is behind him, the parrot cage.
thief asks from parrot: "what's your name?"
parrot answer: "Abrahm Lincoln"
thief: "Strange, how so foolish bird, so a wise man's name is displayed?"
parrot: "KGB is also one of the weird name for rottweiler"
acted in a while there, he hears that someone says, "I and the KGB watching you!" thief frighten, watch around, someone is not seen, and he acting more. he soon heard again: "I and the KGB watching you!" now saw a thief, that is behind him, the parrot cage.
thief asks from parrot: "what's your name?"
parrot answer: "Abrahm Lincoln"
thief: "Strange, how so foolish bird, so a wise man's name is displayed?"
parrot: "KGB is also one of the weird name for rottweiler"
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That´s a good one!
But I knew it already - just with different Names. But still it´s funny
But I knew it already - just with different Names. But still it´s funny
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This one I heard today for the very first time:
A man with an amputated hand is walking through the city. Suddenly he calls: "I´m looking for a second-hand shop!"
A man with an amputated hand is walking through the city. Suddenly he calls: "I´m looking for a second-hand shop!"
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oh, goshRicky wrote:This one I heard today for the very first time:
A man with an amputated hand is walking through the city. Suddenly he calls: "I´m looking for a second-hand shop!"
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whose names you know?Ricky wrote: That´s a good one!
But I knew it already - just with different Names. But still it´s funny
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The man could try e-bay too!
Who was the captain with the iron hand?
In fact strange that we say: the man with the amputated hand... the man is really without the amputated hand...but that we don't say...
Who was the captain with the iron hand?
In fact strange that we say: the man with the amputated hand... the man is really without the amputated hand...but that we don't say...
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AllyKass wrote:whose names you know?Ricky wrote: That´s a good one!
But I knew it already - just with different Names. But still it´s funny
The joke I knew, not the names
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no no no i wanted to know these names, with what you knowRicky wrote:AllyKass wrote:whose names you know?Ricky wrote: That´s a good one!
But I knew it already - just with different Names. But still it´s funny
The joke I knew, not the names
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AllyKass wrote:no no no i wanted to know these names, with what you knowRicky wrote:AllyKass wrote:whose names you know?Ricky wrote: That´s a good one!
But I knew it already - just with different Names. But still it´s funny
The joke I knew, not the names
Ahhh, okay
Jerusalem = parrot
Jesus = Rottweiler
Petrus (=St. Peter) = Dobermann
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icicic...heavenly theme and one dog moreRicky wrote:
Jerusalem = parrot
Jesus = Rottweiler
Petrus (=St. Peter) = Dobermann
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juhuuu!!!caysa wrote:Our users have posted a total of 12221 messages !!!
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find at picture a bus
this pic is taken after big snowing on the island saaremaa
this pic is taken after big snowing on the island saaremaa
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well.. at least you can tank the bus, if you dont find any other place where to put your money
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