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Re: FUNNY TOPIC
by garina do mar Sat Apr 11, 2009 10:23 pm
How did he survive? :scratch:Ophiophagus wrote:
Garina helped the Easter bunny.... :D
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Re: FUNNY TOPIC
by Ophiophagus Sat Apr 11, 2009 10:27 pm
Caysa help me! Garina want to kill the Easter bunny again!garina do mar wrote:How did he survive? :scratch:Ophiophagus wrote:
Garina helped the Easter bunny.... :D
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Re: FUNNY TOPIC
by garina do mar Sun Apr 12, 2009 1:30 am
He really looks boringOphiophagus wrote:Caysa help me! Garina want to kill the Easter bunny again!garina do mar wrote:How did he survive? :scratch:Ophiophagus wrote:
Garina helped the Easter bunny.... :D
An old and ill tempered bunny
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Re: FUNNY TOPIC
by caysa Sun Apr 12, 2009 4:52 am
garina do mar wrote:He really looks boringOphiophagus wrote:Caysa help me! Garina want to kill the Easter bunny again!garina do mar wrote:How did he survive? :scratch:Ophiophagus wrote:
Garina helped the Easter bunny.... :D
An old and ill tempered bunny
He was just a bit tired, I gave him some fresh lettuce and some nice carrots, full of vitamines and look. he is doing all good again!
No one can kill this one!!
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Re: FUNNY TOPIC
by garina do mar Sun Apr 12, 2009 10:07 am
This one is niiiiice! But I bet this one will not need 8 minutes precisely to cook his eggscaysa wrote:garina do mar wrote:He really looks boringOphiophagus wrote:Caysa help me! Garina want to kill the Easter bunny again!garina do mar wrote:How did he survive? :scratch:Ophiophagus wrote:
Garina helped the Easter bunny.... :D
An old and ill tempered bunny
He was just a bit tired, I gave him some fresh lettuce and some nice carrots, full of vitamines and look. he is doing all good again!
No one can kill this one!!
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Re: FUNNY TOPIC
by caysa Sun Apr 12, 2009 10:38 am
No, hes happy with any kind!! (especially whipped egg with a little whisky in it haha)
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Re: FUNNY TOPIC
by garina do mar Sun Apr 12, 2009 12:27 pm
caysa wrote:No, hes happy with any kind!! (especially whipped egg with a little whisky in it haha)
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Re: FUNNY TOPIC
by naamah Thu Apr 16, 2009 12:38 am
caysa wrote:
eeeeh, don´t like this one, every easter...but i love black humor
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Re: FUNNY TOPIC
by naamah Thu Apr 16, 2009 12:45 am
:/ didn´t make egg this easter, but every one i do, they are not so proffessioals i used to buy, but there´s always fun...
and as every easter, i was all splashy, my bed was undriued also, a was whipped/beaten by kurbash
and had loooots of fun ......:/ love easter/hate easter
and as every easter, i was all splashy, my bed was undriued also, a was whipped/beaten by kurbash
and had loooots of fun ......:/ love easter/hate easter
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Re: FUNNY TOPIC
by leanne Fri Apr 17, 2009 9:35 am
naamah wrote::/ didn´t make egg this easter, but every one i do, they are not so proffessioals i used to buy, but there´s always fun...
and as every easter, i was all splashy, my bed was undriued also, a was whipped/beaten by kurbash
and had loooots of fun ......:/ love easter/hate easter
humm, i think slovakia is one of those countries, where people don't simply make eggs colourful or paint with onion peels, yarn and some stuff but they decorate eggs so that every one is a carefully designed piece of art?
and kurbash - wikipedia says: "It is an instrument of punishment and torture that was used in various Muslim countries"
hehe you have some eastern customs with making others wet as some places in our region do later, when it's the nelipühi or whitsuntide, it's not much celebrated anymore, only in church but in folk calendar it is related to beginning of summer
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Re: FUNNY TOPIC
by caysa Sun Apr 19, 2009 10:19 am
Nelipühi is Helluntai in Finnish; It is very significant for us. It marks the beginning of the summer and there's a saying: If you don't have a sweetheart on Helluntai, you will not have one all summer...
And Helluntai is also the most wanted day for getting married. All churches are booked for even years in advance!
And Helluntai is also the most wanted day for getting married. All churches are booked for even years in advance!
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EUROENGLISH
by caysa Sun Apr 19, 2009 10:32 am
The European Commission have just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the EU rather than German, which was the other possibility. As part of the negotiations, Her Majesty's govt conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase in plan that would be known as "EuroEnglish": -- In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c".. Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favor of the "k". This should klear up konfusion and keyboards kan have 1 less letter. There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year, when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with the "f". This will make words like "fotograf" 20% shorter. In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will enkorage the removal of double letters, which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horible mes of the silent "e"'s in the language is disgraceful, and they should go away. By the 4th yar, peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v". During ze fifz year, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaiining "ou" and similar changes vud of kors be aplid to ozer kombinations of leters. After zis fifz yer, ve vil hav a reli sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubls or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech ozer.
ZE DREM VIL FINALI KUM TRU!!
ZE DREM VIL FINALI KUM TRU!!
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PIGGY FUN
by caysa Sun Apr 19, 2009 11:19 am
Giant pig crop art in Isle of Ruegen
Farmers in Isle of Ruegen, Northern Germany have used Global Positioning System (GPS) to plough a huge pig image (37,000 square metres) on a cornfield. Not the best quality of crop art, but looks cute…
Farmers in Isle of Ruegen, Northern Germany have used Global Positioning System (GPS) to plough a huge pig image (37,000 square metres) on a cornfield. Not the best quality of crop art, but looks cute…
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Re: FUNNY TOPIC
by Ricky Mon Apr 20, 2009 3:15 pm
caysa wrote:The European Commission have just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the EU rather than German, which was the other possibility. As part of the negotiations, Her Majesty's govt conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase in plan that would be known as "EuroEnglish": -- In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c".. Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favor of the "k". This should klear up konfusion and keyboards kan have 1 less letter. There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year, when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with the "f". This will make words like "fotograf" 20% shorter. In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will enkorage the removal of double letters, which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horible mes of the silent "e"'s in the language is disgraceful, and they should go away. By the 4th yar, peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v". During ze fifz year, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaiining "ou" and similar changes vud of kors be aplid to ozer kombinations of leters. After zis fifz yer, ve vil hav a reli sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubls or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech ozer.
ZE DREM VIL FINALI KUM TRU!!
That´s nothing new.
When I remember my school time, many of my classmates were speaking like that.
"Se Gärmenz ar se onli piipl set kän spiik enozer lengwitsch wifaut en äxent!"
"The Germans are the only people that can speak another language without an accent!"
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Re: FUNNY TOPIC
by caysa Mon Apr 20, 2009 3:28 pm
Actually we had a foreign minister once upon a time, that embarassed himself by not speaking english or anything else understandable for that matter... He was known as a ladies man so on his trips he usually had a lady on the room. His famous sentence is (according to a hotel worker) when he stayed in room 32 and called the room service: TOO TII TO TÖÖTITOO.......................(two tea to 32)
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Re: FUNNY TOPIC
by robin Mon Apr 20, 2009 4:16 pm
caysa wrote:Actually we had a foreign minister once upon a time, that embarassed himself by not speaking english or anything else understandable for that matter... He was known as a ladies man so on his trips he usually had a lady on the room. His famous sentence is (according to a hotel worker) when he stayed in room 32 and called the room service: TOO TII TO TÖÖTITOO.......................(two tea to 32)
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Re: FUNNY TOPIC
by robin Mon Apr 20, 2009 8:01 pm
OO, we are so busy onesAllyKass wrote:Our users have posted a total of 1331 messages
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Re: FUNNY TOPIC
by robin Wed Apr 22, 2009 6:43 pm
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Re: FUNNY TOPIC
by caysa Wed Apr 22, 2009 8:34 pm
Ally needs a sticker for every palindrom!!
Here you are!!
Here you are!!
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Re: FUNNY TOPIC
by AllyKass Sun Apr 26, 2009 11:19 am
what do yo u do, if you see in supermarket a bull?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=it-gPAhFq1c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=it-gPAhFq1c
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Re: FUNNY TOPIC
by caysa Sun Apr 26, 2009 1:28 pm
Oh man!!! I had to lookin Google maps to see where such a store is. It is actually just by the edge of the town, next to big fields, so the poor bull probably hasn't run trough all town 
It has to be Irishmen to let their bulls into shops
It has to be Irishmen to let their bulls into shops
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AXIOM
by Ophiophagus Mon Apr 27, 2009 9:05 am
A couple is shopping in the supermarket. The husband puts into the car one
twenty-four cardboard Heineken. The woman realised looks at it. The husband
to apologise starts:
- Now on sale, only 10 €.
- We may not allow this to ourselves. - the woman says it strictly and
she puts back the beer.
They are shopping longer, then the wife does the one 20 € jar of cream
into the car. The husband asks about it.
- What's this?
- My face cream. I will look out for beautiful one from him.
- This Heineken on a half-price knows it...
twenty-four cardboard Heineken. The woman realised looks at it. The husband
to apologise starts:
- Now on sale, only 10 €.
- We may not allow this to ourselves. - the woman says it strictly and
she puts back the beer.
They are shopping longer, then the wife does the one 20 € jar of cream
into the car. The husband asks about it.
- What's this?
- My face cream. I will look out for beautiful one from him.
- This Heineken on a half-price knows it...
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Re: FUNNY TOPIC
by caysa Mon Apr 27, 2009 10:18 am
Ophiophagus wrote:A couple is shopping in the supermarket. The husband puts into the car one
twenty-four cardboard Heineken. The woman realised looks at it. The husband
to apologise starts:
- Now on sale, only 10 €.
- We may not allow this to ourselves. - the woman says it strictly and
she puts back the beer.
They are shopping longer, then the wife does the one 20 € jar of cream
into the car. The husband asks about it.
- What's this?
- My face cream. I will look out for beautiful one from him.
- This Heineken on a half-price knows it...
I WILL NOT SHOW THIS ONE TO MY HUSBAND
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