This one made me think of Ophy's Uncle Vito LOL
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This one made me think of Ophy's Uncle Vito LOL
Why Italian Grandfathers pass their handguns down through the family.
An old Italian, Mafia Don, is dying. He calls his grandson to his bedside. " Elio, I wanna you lissina me. I wanna you to take-a my chrome plated .38 revolver so you will always remember me."
"But grandpa, I really don't like guns. How about you leave me your Rolex watch instead?"
"You lissina me, boy. Somma day you gonna be runna DAbusiness, you gonna have a beautiful wife, lotsa money, a big-a home and maybe a couple of bambinos."
"Somma day you gonna come-a home and maybe finda you wife inna bed with another man."
"Whatta you gonna do then? Pointa to your watch and say, 'Time's Up'?"
An old Italian, Mafia Don, is dying. He calls his grandson to his bedside. " Elio, I wanna you lissina me. I wanna you to take-a my chrome plated .38 revolver so you will always remember me."
"But grandpa, I really don't like guns. How about you leave me your Rolex watch instead?"
"You lissina me, boy. Somma day you gonna be runna DAbusiness, you gonna have a beautiful wife, lotsa money, a big-a home and maybe a couple of bambinos."
"Somma day you gonna come-a home and maybe finda you wife inna bed with another man."
"Whatta you gonna do then? Pointa to your watch and say, 'Time's Up'?"
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