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This one made me think of Ophy's Uncle Vito LOL Empty This one made me think of Ophy's Uncle Vito LOL

Post by caysa Sat Jul 11, 2009 6:15 am

Why Italian Grandfathers pass their handguns down through the family.

An old Italian, Mafia Don, is dying. He calls his grandson to his bedside. " Elio, I wanna you lissina me. I wanna you to take-a my chrome plated .38 revolver so you will always remember me."

"But grandpa, I really don't like guns. How about you leave me your Rolex watch instead?"

"You lissina me, boy. Somma day you gonna be runna DAbusiness, you gonna have a beautiful wife, lotsa money, a big-a home and maybe a couple of bambinos."

"Somma day you gonna come-a home and maybe finda you wife inna bed with another man."

"Whatta you gonna do then? Pointa to your watch and say, 'Time's Up'?"
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