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Post by garina do mar on Sat Apr 11, 2009 10:23 pm

Ophiophagus wrote:
Garina helped the Easter bunny.... :D
How did he survive? :scratch:
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Post by Ophiophagus on Sat Apr 11, 2009 10:27 pm

garina do mar wrote:
Ophiophagus wrote:
Garina helped the Easter bunny.... :D
How did he survive? :scratch:
Caysa help me! Garina want to kill the Easter bunny again! affraid
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Post by garina do mar on Sun Apr 12, 2009 1:30 am

Ophiophagus wrote:
garina do mar wrote:
Ophiophagus wrote:
Garina helped the Easter bunny.... :D
How did he survive? :scratch:
Caysa help me! Garina want to kill the Easter bunny again! affraid
He really looks boring Wink
An old and ill tempered bunny Shocked
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Post by caysa on Sun Apr 12, 2009 4:52 am

garina do mar wrote:
Ophiophagus wrote:
garina do mar wrote:
Ophiophagus wrote:
Garina helped the Easter bunny.... :D
How did he survive? :scratch:
Caysa help me! Garina want to kill the Easter bunny again! affraid
He really looks boring Wink
An old and ill tempered bunny Shocked

He was just a bit tired, I gave him some fresh lettuce and some nice carrots, full of vitamines and look. he is doing all good again!
No one can kill this one!! albino

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Post by garina do mar on Sun Apr 12, 2009 10:07 am

caysa wrote:
garina do mar wrote:
Ophiophagus wrote:
garina do mar wrote:
Ophiophagus wrote:
Garina helped the Easter bunny.... :D
How did he survive? :scratch:
Caysa help me! Garina want to kill the Easter bunny again! affraid
He really looks boring Wink
An old and ill tempered bunny Shocked

He was just a bit tired, I gave him some fresh lettuce and some nice carrots, full of vitamines and look. he is doing all good again!
No one can kill this one!! albino

This one is niiiiice! But I bet this one will not need 8 minutes precisely to cook his eggs Wink
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Post by caysa on Sun Apr 12, 2009 10:38 am

No, hes happy with any kind!! (especially whipped egg with a little whisky in it haha)


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Post by garina do mar on Sun Apr 12, 2009 12:27 pm

caysa wrote:No, hes happy with any kind!! (especially whipped egg with a little whisky in it haha)

Laughing
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Re: FUNNY TOPIC

Post by naamah on Thu Apr 16, 2009 12:38 am

caysa wrote:

eeeeh, don´t like this one, every easter...but i love black humor Smile)
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Post by naamah on Thu Apr 16, 2009 12:45 am

:/ didn´t make egg this easter, but every one i do, they are not so proffessioals i used to buy, but there´s always fun...

and as every easter, i was all splashy, my bed was undriued also, a was whipped/beaten by kurbash

and had loooots of fun ......:/ love easter/hate easter
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Post by leanne on Fri Apr 17, 2009 9:35 am

naamah wrote::/ didn´t make egg this easter, but every one i do, they are not so proffessioals i used to buy, but there´s always fun...

and as every easter, i was all splashy, my bed was undriued also, a was whipped/beaten by kurbash

and had loooots of fun ......:/ love easter/hate easter

humm, i think slovakia is one of those countries, where people don't simply make eggs colourful or paint with onion peels, yarn and some stuff but they decorate eggs so that every one is a carefully designed piece of art?

and kurbash - wikipedia says: "It is an instrument of punishment and torture that was used in various Muslim countries"

hehe you have some eastern customs with making others wet as some places in our region do later, when it's the nelipühi or whitsuntide, it's not much celebrated anymore, only in church but in folk calendar it is related to beginning of summer
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Post by caysa on Sun Apr 19, 2009 10:19 am

Nelipühi is Helluntai in Finnish; It is very significant for us. It marks the beginning of the summer and there's a saying: If you don't have a sweetheart on Helluntai, you will not have one all summer...
And Helluntai is also the most wanted day for getting married. All churches are booked for even years in advance!
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EUROENGLISH

Post by caysa on Sun Apr 19, 2009 10:32 am

The European Commission have just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the EU rather than German, which was the other possibility. As part of the negotiations, Her Majesty's govt conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase in plan that would be known as "EuroEnglish": -- In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c".. Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favor of the "k". This should klear up konfusion and keyboards kan have 1 less letter. There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year, when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with the "f". This will make words like "fotograf" 20% shorter. In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will enkorage the removal of double letters, which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horible mes of the silent "e"'s in the language is disgraceful, and they should go away. By the 4th yar, peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v". During ze fifz year, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaiining "ou" and similar changes vud of kors be aplid to ozer kombinations of leters. After zis fifz yer, ve vil hav a reli sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubls or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech ozer.
ZE DREM VIL FINALI KUM TRU!!
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PIGGY FUN

Post by caysa on Sun Apr 19, 2009 11:19 am

Giant pig crop art in Isle of Ruegen
Farmers in Isle of Ruegen, Northern Germany have used Global Positioning System (GPS) to plough a huge pig image (37,000 square metres) on a cornfield. Not the best quality of crop art, but looks cute…

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Post by Laaly on Sun Apr 19, 2009 11:54 am

that's soooo coool!!!! :D:D
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Post by Ricky on Mon Apr 20, 2009 3:15 pm

caysa wrote:The European Commission have just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the EU rather than German, which was the other possibility. As part of the negotiations, Her Majesty's govt conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase in plan that would be known as "EuroEnglish": -- In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c".. Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favor of the "k". This should klear up konfusion and keyboards kan have 1 less letter. There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year, when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with the "f". This will make words like "fotograf" 20% shorter. In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will enkorage the removal of double letters, which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horible mes of the silent "e"'s in the language is disgraceful, and they should go away. By the 4th yar, peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v". During ze fifz year, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaiining "ou" and similar changes vud of kors be aplid to ozer kombinations of leters. After zis fifz yer, ve vil hav a reli sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubls or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech ozer.
ZE DREM VIL FINALI KUM TRU!!

That´s nothing new. lol! Wink

When I remember my school time, many of my classmates were speaking like that.

"Se Gärmenz ar se onli piipl set kän spiik enozer lengwitsch wifaut en äxent!"
"The Germans are the only people that can speak another language without an accent!"

lol! Laughing lol!
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Post by caysa on Mon Apr 20, 2009 3:28 pm

Actually we had a foreign minister once upon a time, that embarassed himself by not speaking english or anything else understandable for that matter... He was known as a ladies man so on his trips he usually had a lady on the room. His famous sentence is (according to a hotel worker) when he stayed in room 32 and called the room service: TOO TII TO TÖÖTITOO.......................(two tea to 32)
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Post by robin on Mon Apr 20, 2009 4:16 pm

caysa wrote:Actually we had a foreign minister once upon a time, that embarassed himself by not speaking english or anything else understandable for that matter... He was known as a ladies man so on his trips he usually had a lady on the room. His famous sentence is (according to a hotel worker) when he stayed in room 32 and called the room service: TOO TII TO TÖÖTITOO.......................(two tea to 32)
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Post by caysa on Mon Apr 20, 2009 8:26 pm

ALLY
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Post by caysa on Wed Apr 22, 2009 8:34 pm

Ally needs a sticker for every palindrom!!

Here you are!!
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Post by AllyKass on Wed Apr 22, 2009 8:37 pm

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Post by AllyKass on Sun Apr 26, 2009 11:19 am

what do yo u do, if you see in supermarket a bull?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=it-gPAhFq1c
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Post by caysa on Sun Apr 26, 2009 1:28 pm

Oh man!!! I had to lookin Google maps to see where such a store is. It is actually just by the edge of the town, next to big fields, so the poor bull probably hasn't run trough all town
It has to be Irishmen to let their bulls into shops lol!
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Post by robin on Sun Apr 26, 2009 6:27 pm

I think I wouldnt survive if the bull catches me
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AXIOM

Post by Ophiophagus on Mon Apr 27, 2009 9:05 am

A couple is shopping in the supermarket. The husband puts into the car one
twenty-four cardboard Heineken. The woman realised looks at it. The husband
to apologise starts:
- Now on sale, only 10 €.
- We may not allow this to ourselves. - the woman says it strictly and
she puts back the beer.
They are shopping longer, then the wife does the one 20 € jar of cream
into the car. The husband asks about it.
- What's this?
- My face cream. I will look out for beautiful one from him.
- This Heineken on a half-price knows it...
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Post by caysa on Mon Apr 27, 2009 10:18 am

Ophiophagus wrote:A couple is shopping in the supermarket. The husband puts into the car one
twenty-four cardboard Heineken. The woman realised looks at it. The husband
to apologise starts:
- Now on sale, only 10 €.
- We may not allow this to ourselves. - the woman says it strictly and
she puts back the beer.
They are shopping longer, then the wife does the one 20 € jar of cream
into the car. The husband asks about it.
- What's this?
- My face cream. I will look out for beautiful one from him.
- This Heineken on a half-price knows it...

I WILL NOT SHOW THIS ONE TO MY HUSBAND lol! lol! lol!
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